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A man who was arrested for walking around a city park naked told police that he’d been robbed of all his clothes at gunpoint.

Police suggest that, just possibly, he might have made the robbery up.

Two gay male penguins have split up after becoming involved in a love triangle.

Harry and Pepper shared the same nest for six years and even raised an abandoned chick together. But then Harry fell for his widowed neighbour, Linda.

The Magellanic penguins have now moved in together, leaving Pepper feeling somewhat dejected at San Francisco Zoo.

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Harry’s behaviour has sparked outrage on the internet and Linda was branded a ‘home wrecker’.

One blogger, John, writing on The Frigging Loon site, said he hoped Pepper ‘finds another male penguin ten times hotter than Harry!’.

Curator Harrison Edell offers an explanation for the split.

Linda’s recently deceased partner had two nests making her ‘a pretty attractive prospect’, he said.

Fork you buddy!

MYFoxNY.com – How can a puppy survive walking around for three days with a fork lodged in his head?

Well, ask Smokey, a 12-week-old chihuahua puppy who had a large barbecue fork stuck in his head.

A handle broke off a grilling fork and flew right into his head at a family party in Kentucky. Smokey then ran off into the woods and was lost for three days before being rescued. He was immediately taken to the hospital.

Vets took just 30 seconds to remove the barbecue fork lodged in Smokey’s brain. Doctors say Smokey appears to be okay and is expected to make a full recovery.

Note : Thats got to be the hardest shot to make ever! You couldnt even do that if you was trying. Do you have any wierd puppy stories?

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